Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.