Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people drive?

house prices down

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.