Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why are you wearing?

existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.