Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What do you call a stick with autism?

Autistic

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.