Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.