Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four