What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.