What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.