Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.