Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
It's Christmas, Eve.
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Because God is black.
