Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison