Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.