Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison