What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"