What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.