What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !