What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.