What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Riddler Jokes More Riddler Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.