What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Riddler Jokes More Riddler Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.