What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

Riddler Jokes More Riddler Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.