6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
An elevator has a GF
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because then it'd be a foot!