Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches