Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.