What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.