What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot