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Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
