Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest