Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )