Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"