Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Blue Eye Jokes More Blue Eye Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*