Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
An XO skeleton"
On a telebone.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
When it's down to it's last quarter.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Colonel, sir.
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
Disabled.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
Beets me but I just forgot the joke!
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
