Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Oh, gosh!
He got hurt from harmful rays
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
To get to the other side.
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
zero, because none of them knows how to
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
You have to drop the bomb twice.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
There was a face-off in the corner.
Because I always get weird stairs
