Sardar Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Honour Jokes More Honour Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Petrol Jokes More Petrol Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!