Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
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Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because everyone over there is doing IT!
A baboom.
Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!
Subtlety.
woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
