Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Sununday.
Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Rex (made this one up myself!)
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
A barracuchi.
They explode when triggered.
Because everyone over there is doing IT!
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Sir.
Because it was 2 turnt up
It's not right.
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
