Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
T They're just trying to raise a family.
An envelope!
An Insti-Gator
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
One is a weak one and the other one week !
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
by U Dunnit
Really
A nomad.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Quarter pounder with cheese.
