Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
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Though his chest with a knife
Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
Cause it got al dente'd up!
He was Squared Straight.
To stop getting wet !
Because it didn't have the nerves.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Coconut.
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