Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Coffee Mug
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
An XO skeleton"
A: Because it had no guts.
With a pair of caesars
It's already lit fam
My girlfriend
WiiU
Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
I bearly touched her.
Because she's dead.
A: From chasing cars.
Take away its USB cable.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
