Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
A: He was striking a happy medium.
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
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