Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Crimefighter
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
He took his wife for granite.
You get mourning wood.
I don't know I just fly the drones
I thought you said you'd never forget...."
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
You staple food on the ceilings.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
