What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!