What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.