What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket