What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh