What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer?

There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.

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What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.