Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.