Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice...

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.