Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.