Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.