Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.