Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights