Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)