It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Urine angel.
Any girl named Patty!
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Neither one delivers on Sunday!
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"