It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
Because...bros before hose!
They work it out with a pencil.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Feel around for the dough nuts
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
A: They stop delivering.
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"