How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago