How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

5 Minute Ago Jokes More 5 Minute Ago Jokes

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.