How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why does OP never deliver?

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5 Minute Ago Jokes More 5 Minute Ago Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"