How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"