How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.