How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P