How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM