How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin