How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.