What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison