Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.