Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!