Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.