Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.