What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Look ma, no hands!"

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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Very, very hungry.

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They both want tablets for Christmas.

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your boat, gently down the stream...

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!