Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch