Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks