Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)