Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.