Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.