Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"