What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)