What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.