How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side