Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Keeping cows from falling apart.
A cow with buck teeth.
Slayer.
Talk in your sleep.
Hearing AIDS
A pioneer
Because the cow has the udder
To keep each udder dry.