What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !