What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.