What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.