Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.