Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.