Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What is Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's favorite facebook game?

Candy Kush.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Drizzle Jokes More Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.