Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

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What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.