Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

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carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What's small but effective?

A smile

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!