Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Dr. Dre Jokes More Dr. Dre Jokes

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre