Snoop Dog Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle