What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Sorry comments are unavailable on this joke.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.