What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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It's their knees that go first.

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If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.