What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.