What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What's the only thing worse than a poop joke?

A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry