What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out