What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.