What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.