What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.