What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.