What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !