What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.