What did the old man get for his birthday?

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What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."