What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.