What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!