What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.