Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!