Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.