Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."