Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.