What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why was the black man so tall?

Because his knee grows.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.