What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Mourning Wood

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Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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It just escaped from a coop.

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Mace.

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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.