What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

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