What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood