What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood