What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Pooping

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Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Awaken, my pump- "

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Grounding

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Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood