What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood