They both like to crack open a cold one
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Mourning wood.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
They both want to crack open a cold one.
To boldly split infinitives!
With a pair of Caesars...
Aboot this big"
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because Wednesday is hump day.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!
Because people are dying to get in there.
because he had a dying light
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
Just look for the fresh prints.
Digging for booty.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
