Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Grandmother Jokes More Grandmother Jokes

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Mourn Wood Jokes More Mourn Wood Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Mourning wood.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.