Necrophiliacs Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

You might also enjoy:

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Effort Jokes More Effort Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!