Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP