Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.