Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim