Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...