What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!