What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.