What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.