Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...