Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe