Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!