Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.