Legola Jokes

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.