Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep?

Lamb Gogh

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!