How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.