How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool