How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep