How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.