What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!