What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren't that bright !

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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Everything's gonna be all white.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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It Varys.