Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down