Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.