Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down