5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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None. They can't climb the ladder.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was a high school.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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A ladder in her stocking !
He wanted to go to high school.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
A ladder.
Not Ali....
Shaken. Not stirred
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
A vegetarian.
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
A man who tries to be everything but himself
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
To get to the other side.
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I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
