5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
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None. They can't climb the ladder.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
It was a high school.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
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A ladder in her stocking !
He wanted to go to high school.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
A: He wanted to sing higher!
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
A ladder.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Giraffe.
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Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
It's too square.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
20 after 1.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .
Santa Clues.